Look what they’ve done

By John Lyle Belden

It could be said that Cryptid Entertainment makes musicals for those who hate musicals, or rather, for those who don’t care for Broadway fare with the airs and prestige of classical opera. Building an enviable audience, Dakota Jones and company have given us weird stuff that he has written, then weird stuff that others originally made, much to the delight of Indy’s weirdos (including us).

But perhaps Mr. Jones has been running a long, long grift. Now he brings to the IF Theatre stage a bona fide Off-Broadway and ON Broadway hit, John Cameron Mitchell’s “Hedwig and the Angry Inch” (songs by Stephen Trask). To be fair, though, this Glam-Punk Post-Cold War masterpiece is right in the Cryptid wheelhouse. Let’s open the wig box and have a look.

Having to take what she can get, the IF is allowing “internationally ignored” genderqueer singer Hedwig Robinson to set up in what is apparently a punk-themed art show. She is backed by her band The Angry Inch and her current husband, Yitzhak, a former drag queen from the former Yugoslavia. During her set, she explains her background, growing up on the wrong side of the Berlin Wall; her botched sex change (the “inch”); and her life in America and relationship with rock star Tommy Gnosis – who is performing a sold-out concert down the street. Doing the math would have this taking place around the year 2000, but as rock ‘n’ roll is timeless, don’t sweat the details.

With direction and fierce costuming by Marina Eisenbraun, Hedwig is portrayed by Job Willman, also known as Ilana a la Mode. The performance brings on all the sass, spirit and sadness the role demands, and then some. Jess Hackenberg is Yitzhak, a deep well of resentment tempered with grudging love for the person who brought him out of his disintegrating homeland – obviously wishing (without saying it aloud) that he could perform as his true self once more. As Hedwig frequently interacts with the audience, Cryptid’s production has the thinnest fourth wall we have seen for this particular show. Willman’s drag queen experience likely aids their comfort with the fans, while seating is set all the way up and around the raised stage.

The onstage band (as The Angry Inch) is led by Jill Stewart (keyboard and guitar) with Chris Ritchie (bass), Kristin Cutler (drums), Sally McSpadden Hanna (guitar), Ainsley Paton (bass), and Ben Hogan (guitar). They rock!

Expressing philosophy that hearkens to Plato with the attitude of Pussy Riot, this show transcends its pretense of a concert or definition as a musical to be an incredible sensual experience, fueled by bitter comedy, a driving beat, and the search for both identity and a soul’s “other half.”

As has been the rule lately with Cryptid shows, tickets are going fast and sellouts are likely, “whether you like it or not.” “Hedwig” runs through May 31 on the Basile main stage of IF, 719 E. St. Clair St., Indianapolis. Tickets at indyfringe.org.

Omigod you guys(?) – Indy Drag goes to law school

By John Lyle Belden

(Note: Out of respect for the art form and its performers, they are identified by their Drag names as given in the show program.)

Many of us are familiar with the 2001 film “Legally Blonde,” and perhaps with the 2007 stage musical, however for Indy Drag Theatre, it was a parody tribute to this fun comedy in 2022 that got the company rolling. Now, this clever melding of both movie and Broadway – acted, danced and neatly lip-synched by local Drag Queens and Kings – has returned to The District Theatre.

Also notable as an actor in conventional musicals, Parker Taylor makes a stunning transformation into Honey Bunn, who plays our blonde heroine, Elle Woods. To win back the love of her ex-boyfriend Warner (played by Cadence), she leaves UCLA to enter Harvard Law School. Needless to say, it won’t be easy for her but very funny and entertaining for us. In Boston, Elle gets help from teaching assistant Emmett (Eli Rose) and local beautician Paulette (Sydnie Blair), but no help from Vivienne (Kalinda), who is with Warner now.

Elle finally gets to prove herself as part of a team of interns for Professor Callahan (Kristen N. Peterson), who is defending a famous fitness expert Brooke Wyndham (Vera Vanderwoude St. Clair) charged with murder.

The cast includes Axel Brozie as classmate Enid, and AJ Thoma, Kitt St. Clair, and B.B. Rosè as Elle’s Delta Nu sisters Margot, Serena, and Pilar, who appear as her literal Greek Chorus. Sean Seager is dog-gone cute as anthropomorphic pooch Bruiser, as well as hot UPS man Kyle.

A tip of the wig also to Ilana a la Mode, Madison Avenue, Kami Kamora, RoDick Heffley, Josè Dos Santos, Ellen Vander Missen, DeLuLu De Vant, Justin Sheedy, Sophie Sweany, Tiffany Rae, and CiCi Pasion.

Directed by IDT co-founders Blair St. Clair and April Rosè (who choreographed), stage manager is Natalie Port-Ma’am, with costumes by Alish Forner, makeup by St. Pussifer, wigs by Hair By Blair and sturdy sets by Josh Vander Missen.

While the Queens usually get the attention in these shows, it takes all kinds to make the magic work, and I must note the stellar King performance by Peterson as conniving, cruel creep Callahan.

With its energy, flair, and embrace of all things pink and shiny, this musical meshes perfectly with the Drag Theatre format, providing a wonderful experience all around. Get “Legally Blonde(r)” this Thursday through Sunday, May 15-18, at the District Theatre, 627 Massachusetts Ave., Indianapolis. Get tickets at indydistricttheatre.org.

Drag ‘Sweeney’ so good it’s a crime

By John Lyle Belden

(Note: Out of respect for the art form and its performers, they are identified by their Drag names as given in the show program.)

As we find today’s politicians embracing Victorian-style social mores, Indy Drag Theatre takes its own swipe at the 19th century with its Parody Musical production of “Sweeney Todd,” the penny dreadful-inspired Tony winner by Stephen Sondheim (book by Hugh Wheeler).

As in past Drag Parodies, this company employs appropriate yet over-the-top looks and attitude, while lip-synching to a blended audio track of Broadway and Hollywood (the 2007 Tim Burton film).

In wonderful form are performers Beelzebabe as the titular Demon Barber of Fleet Street; Heather Bea as Mrs. Lovett whose “worst pies in London” suddenly get a lot better; Madison Avenue as aptly melodramatic lost daughter Johanna; Johnee Crash as conniving enforcer Beadle Bamford; Natalie Port-Ma’am as faux-Italian huckster Adolfo Pirelli; Senator Gale Lagations as Tobias Ragg, the boy true to whoever feeds him; and Ilana a la Mode as the mad Beggar Woman. Also featured are Kelsey McDaniel as self-righteous and evil Judge Turpin and Parker Taylor (who could actually sing his parts and was even in a regular production of this musical) as noble lovestruck hero Anthony Hope. The ensemble includes Samoria Mie (who is also the Bird Seller), Abbey Lay, Freddie Fatale, Alicia Brooke, and Kristen N. Peterson (who also cameos as bedlam-keeper Jonas Fogg).

The plot is unchanged: Todd returns to London with a hunger for revenge, and in the process sets up his deadly barber shop to practice with his ultra-sharp razors until the he gets the Judge in his chair. Those dispatched in the process provide the necessary ingredient for partner Lovett’s pies. Meanwhile, Anthony has found Todd’s daughter Johanna locked away (by the Judge, of course) and conspires to free her. There’s also a lot of singing, you get the gist.

While this tale of “man devouring man” has always been served up with a dollop of social commentary, it’s never been done quite like this. Under the direction of Max McCreary, assisted by Kalinda, one point emphasized is that while murder, cannibalism, kidnapping, etc., are just fodder for musical comedy, the “crime” that has us all concerned now in 2025 is the legislative attacks on Drag. Audio cut-ins include the text and debate on anti-drag bills proposed in states nationwide. (The one in Indiana recently failed in committee, but language from “dead bills” can appear in other measures.) Posters on the walls point up how retrograde such attitudes are, connecting the Victorian drama to current events, making the unlikely choice of “Sweeney Todd” for this production strangely perfect.

Messaging aside, the show is spectacular and thoroughly entertaining, with boundless energy and sassy humor.  Kudos to choreographer April Rose, as well as to Alish Forner for costumes, Ciara Myst for makeup, and wigs by Hair By Blair.

If you are wondering about the Barber Chair, typically the silent star of the show – no drag queen is going to let herself be upstaged by furniture. The chair is plain, but the deaths are fabulous with flowing blood-ribbons. There is a nice barber seat in the VIP room, in case you want to upgrade your ticket.

For satire that cuts deep, make your appointment with “Sweeney Todd: A Drag Parody Musical,” Thursday at 7 p.m., Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m., and Saturday and Sunday at 2 p.m. at The District Theatre, 627 Massachusetts Ave., downtown Indianapolis. Get tickets at indydistricttheatre.org.