By John Lyle Belden

Is there a doctor in the house? Several, actually, but they’re not even in high school yet. KidsPlay Inc. presents “The Doctor is In,” a pair of hilarious one-acts dealing with the sillier side of medicine.

Greenfield-based KidsPlay is a non-profit theatre opportunity for kids in third through eighth grade at no charge to them. Founder Christine Schaefer and director Amy Studabaker maintain a high performance standard so you don’t have to be related to a child to appreciate the show – besides, siblings and parents are often busy as crew, concessions, etc.

The show opens, per tradition, with a tap routine to a big band hit (with a twist) by Trinity Bricker, Evalynn Connelly, Chloe Elkins, Abby Marler, Josie McConnell, Nora Smith, Aria Studabaker, and Kyndall Watkins, choreographed by Frances Hull.

In Act I, “Understanding Your Pet with Dr. Marla Brett,” by Andrew Frodahl, Abby Kaucher plays the title doc like she’s the Taylor Swift of Veterinary Science, complete with best-selling book. She arrives at the clinic of starstruck Dr. Linkester (Chloe Elkins) and overworked, under-coffeed Vet Tech Dalaney (Kyndall Watkins), to test a new treatment on their patients – or to be precise, the animals’ owners. The pills give insight into what’s up with their critters, but, naturally there are side effects.

The pet people include a Senator (Anthony Stunda) and his aide (Molly Wallace), a chicken farmer (Elliott Holmes), a totally tubular turtle dude (Asher Ortman), a very sore beekeeper (Abby Marler) and an exterminator (Spencer Pipkin) who wants to get into the minds of his adversary. Other roles are by Bricker, Smith, Ellie Stearns, Audra Speicher, and Everett Sumpter. Finally, Federal Agents, played by Oliver Lederman and Tanner Pipkin, crash the party looking like miniature Blues Brothers. So much fun to be had here, especially with Stunda embracing his wild side, and Watkins shines as the only character acting relatively professional in the entire office.

Act II combines three fear factors into a single farce, “Attack of the Clown Dentist Zombies,” by Scott Haan (who was pleased after seeing a dress rehearsal). Dr. Todd Hanover (Charles Wallace) wants local dentists to find a way to keep their patients at ease, but first, let’s all have some of these mysteriously glowing cookies that Mrs. Hoffenbridle (Josie McConnell) made.

Steadfast in their refusal of baked goods, cynical throughout, and heroes by default are Dr. Hanover’s children, Xander and Susan (Reid Connors and Aria Studabaker), showing great stage presence even while dodging the zombified dentists and their victims: Essie Ortman, Sawyer Froman, Elliott Holmes, Kayte Reasoner, Asher Ortman, Ellie Raney, Everett Sumpter, Ellie Stearns, and Jack Joyner. Looks like it could be up to the town eccentric, Crazy Amy (Bella Ladrik), to save the day.

As is the case with the spring KidsPlay show, the eighth-grade performers “graduate” as they move on to high school and area Young Artist productions. This year’s group are Chloe Elkins, Abby Kaucher, Anthony Stunda, and Charles Wallace. They are off to a great start for whatever stage they aspire to.

Being an all-volunteer organization, KidsPlay keeps tickets at just five dollars each to see “The Doctor is In,” Friday through Sunday (April 19-21) only at the H.J. Ricks Centre for the Arts, 122 W. Main St. (US 40) in downtown Greenfield. Presale tickets available at Hometown Comics & Games, 1040 N. State St., also in Greenfield.