Laughs and love at The Cat

By John Lyle Belden

There’s something funny going on at The Cat in downtown Carmel: the fun musical “I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change.”

The show, written by Joe DiPietro and Jimmy Roberts, is a series of musical skits reflecting love from first meeting to long after the wedding. Christian Condra, JB Scoble, Sara Castillo Dandurand, and Abby Okerson perform in various couplings throughout. Being no strangers to silliness, Condra and Scoble direct.

In keeping with his on-stage appearances, we get Condra in his underwear in record time. Nobody gets stripped beyond their skivvies, but there is some mature content, so consider this for teens and up.

Dating is a pain, marriage is a pain, family are a pain – so why are we laughing? This foursome gladly suffer for our pleasure, complete with swirling props and physical gags as well as the hilarious punchlines.

Music is nicely provided onstage by Gisele Dollinger and Evan Wang.

For your post-Valentine entertainment, you’ll love “I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change,” Thursday through Sunday, Feb. 15-18 at The Cat, 254 Veterans Way, Carmel. Get info and tickets at thecat.biz.

‘Matilda’ musical Constellation’s holiday offering

By John Lyle Belden

In this season where all children are striving to make the Nice List, Constellation Stage and Screen of Bloomington presents one gifted little girl who is “a little bit naughty.”

In “Roald Dahl’s Matilda: The Musical,” with songs by the equally devious Tim Minchin and book by Dennis Kelly, while every English child is told by Mum and Dad they are a miracle, Matilda Wormwood’s mother says her birth was the worst day of her life and father dismisses her as an awful excuse for a boy – they were already content with son Michael, who is blissfully immune to books and stories, or thinking.

Things only get worse from there, as Matilda starts school under sadistic headmistress Miss Trunchbull. Fortunately, she finds friends among schoolmates and allies including librarian Mrs. Phelps, who adores the girl’s stories, and teacher Miss Honey, who strives to rise above her deep insecurities to help her.

Realizing that the story she’s in is quite tragic, Matilda strives to change it, with the help of some hilariously juvenile pranks and her rather exceptional mind. For the many children of all ages in the sold-out audience, the musical is wildly entertaining and inspiring, peppered with catchy tunes including “Naughty,” “Telly,” “Revolting Children,” and “When I Grow Up.”

Indy audiences may recognize Jaddy Ciucci as self-centered ballroom champion Mrs. Wormwood. Others in the adult cast include Jake Stibbe as Mr. Wormwood, an ethics-challenged used car dealer; Jaden Holtschlag as dance partner Rudolpho; Amy Jo Jackson as Miss Trunchbull, a former Olympic hammer thrower more interested in punishment than instruction; Catherine O’Connor as Mrs. Phelps; and Emily Davis, winning our hearts (and Matilda’s) as Miss Honey.

The story Matilda spins for the librarian is portrayed in shadow puppets and appearances by Yul Carrion as the Escapologist and Laura Rong as the Acrobat.

Among the youth actors there are two casts split among the various performances through Dec. 31. We saw Team Rebellion with Noey Kroethe as Matilda, Lila Parker as Michael, Piper Reynolds as brave Bruce, Lyra Dimick as “best friend” Lavender, Alma Sela as Alice, Chloe Duggan as Amanda, Mary Clarie Shaw as Hortensia, Theresa Baird as Tommy, Lydia Levesque as Eric, and Stella Jay Durfee as Nigel, who gets a crash course on the meaning of “narcolepsy.”

Half the performances feature Team Revolting: Miriam Spillman (Matilda), Cooper Tucker (Michael), Reid Walz (Bruce), Sophia Linville (Lavender), Madeleine Cartledge (Alice), Hailey Houghton (Amanda), Lily Ensmenger (Hortensia), Jasmine Nolting (Tommy), Lucy Pell (Eric), and Viv Taylor (Nigel).

Kate Galvin directs, with musical director Brandon Magid, choreographer Lauren Haughton Gillis, and stage manager Lori Garraghty. No newts were harmed in the making of this show.

Tickets have been selling fast for “Matilda: The Musical,” performed in the Buskirk-Chumley Theater, 114 E. Kirkwood, Bloomington. Get info and tickets at seeconstellation.org.  

Musical send-up of Scrooge story returns

By John Lyle Belden

Ben Asaykwee’s “Christmas Carol Comedy” at the District Theatre has joined the ranks of downtown Indy’s cherished holiday traditions. Yes, we’re all surprised (I imagine Asaykwee is), but I’m not actually as he is really talented and the show is really funny.

I mean, look at the nice stuff we said about it last year.

As so much about the world today is silly and dumb, this musical parody of Dickens’ classic fits right into this season’s offerings. While Ben is over at the Phoenix, assistant director Hannah Boswell takes care of things, as well as roles including a talkative Christmas Future. This being a “Q-munity” production (started by Asaykwee’s Q Artistry company), there are numerous performers at all levels of experience, whose having fun at this easily translates to the sold-out audiences.

Matt Anderson is back as Scrooge, Shelbi Berry as Christmas Past, Tiffanie Bridges as Christmas Present (and, well… you’ll see), Maria Meschi as Marley, Emerson Black as Fezziwig, and Michelle Wafford as Mrs. Cratchit, with Jeff Stratford as Bob Cratchit, Tristan Montgomery as Fred, Miki Mathioudakis as Mrs. Fezziwig, and an ensemble of characters and Victorian Urchins played by Adrienne Anderson, Alex Kao, Anahit Aleksanyan, Anna Lee, Arin Anderson, Ben Curry, Beth Gibson, Calvin Meschi, Cari Gallagher, Charlotte Wagner, Derwin Lester, Elsie Huldeen, Emily Persic, Finley Eyers, Fiona Eyers, Jessica Dickson, Kallen Ruston, Katie Eaker, Kelly Haas, Kendall Crenshaw, Lillian Hall, Lisa Anderson, Luna Capehart, Mandy Holzhausen, Michael Persic, Noah Lee, Patrick Clemens, Sam Lee, Sophia Capehart, and Spencer Hahn.

You have seven chances (at the time of this posting) to see this charming, fun, silly, entertaining, and now traditional yuletide treat, but tickets are selling fast, playing Thursday through Sunday, Dec. 14-17 and 21-23. Get them at indydistricttheatre.org.

Fringe hosts North Pole comedy mystery

By Wendy Carson

Defiance Comedy is known for its zany musical spoofs and original content. This year this local comic crew brings us a delightful new treat for the holidays, “Claus Out,” a hilarious parody of the “Knives Out” film franchise.

Twenty years ago, Rudolph was murdered. While Prancer was initially charged, a lack of concrete evidence released him. Amid the chaos, Santa Claus disbanded his reindeer team.

Now, each reindeer has been mysteriously invited back to the scene of the crime, where Santa plans to reveal the truth behind this tragedy. Unfortunately, he is murdered just prior to the revelation. Now there is a bigger case to be solved.

While you may think you know those involved, their true personalities and motives are much cloudier. Take Dasher (Austin Hookfin), dripping with jealousy at the usurping of his leadership role of the team; Dancer (Charlie Rankin) whose affair with a bad-boy reindeer threatens her goody-goody image; Prancer (Joseph David Massingale), the initial suspect whose two days in lock-up left a lasting impression; Vixen (Paige Scott), the sultry seductress with an eye towards wearing the Big Hat; Comet (Shelby Myers), who thinks this is all because Merry is in retrograde and perhaps the right crystal/tea combination will fix everything; Cupid (Preston Dildine), whom everyone loathes, but he used his hiatus from the team to become an internet mogul; and Donder (Kelsey VanVoorst) and Blitzen (Ben Rockey) who are unabashedly German party animals though perhaps a bit slow on the uptake.

Add into the mix, Elfie (Robin Kildall), who is just trying to keep the Christmas Spirit alive while going full fan-girl on the famous Detective Benoit Bellz (Jason Adams), who was also mysteriously invited in order to solve the crime.

Writer/Director Matt Kramer digs deep into his bag of treats to give us a bounty of laughs, gags and moments of pure comic delight. The amazingly talented cast brings his works and lyrics to life perfectly, not to mention their mastery of Emily Bohannon’s choreography.

Who killed the most famous reindeer? And their boss? As the cast sings in “Intermission Song,” you may think you know, but you’re probably wrong. Find out at the IndyFringe Theatre, 719 E. St. Clair St., Indianapolis, Dec. 8-10 and 14-16. For tickets, go to indyfringe.org.

Mud Creek filled with holiday ‘Spirit’

By Wendy Carson

Christmas is the time of the year we all gather with family and/or friends and celebrate the joy of the season. However, not all of us have loved ones with which to celebrate.

In Mud Creek Players’ “The Spirit of Christmas: A Holiday Cabaret,” such is the plight of Mabel (Anne Phelan), who is spending Christmas Eve cleaning the local theater where she volunteers. While struggling not to feel sorry for herself, a mysterious voice reminds her that while she may not have actual souls to be around, her rich supply of Christmas memories are what she should focus on.

The rest of the cast (Audrey Beaverson, Lauren Bogart, Nicole Bridgens, Stephen DiCarlo, Emily Keenan, Sophie Liese, Dani Lopez-Roque, Karen Naber, Noah Nordman, and Tara Weed) embody those memories and help guide Mabel through them to renew her Christmas Spirit. Even director Chris Bundy steps in a time or two.

Through a mix of traditional and newer songs, with a lesser-heard one or two, they remind Mabel, and us, of the delights of childhood and the meaning of Christmas. They even have a hilarious take on “The 12 Days of Christmas” that will have you seeing that song in a very different way.

Bundy and the Mud Creek crew have changed up the seating arrangements, giving the “Barn” a true cabaret set-up with audience members seated at tables throughout the venue. Tables are provided with a delicious snack mix and Holiday Punch for all as well as a trio of desserts and other drink choices served by the performers at intermission, all at no extra charge.

Remaining performances, Friday through Sunday, Dec. 8-10, are sold out, according to MudCreekPlayers.org. Go to the Contact page on the site, or email info@mudcreekplayers.org to ask about possible openings due to cancellations or additional seating.

Getting to look a lot like ‘Xmas’

By John Lyle Belden

I’ll never forget the moment a few years ago during a show when Claire Wilcher shouted, “That just happened!” as she rolled with the comic chaos, ever one of this city’s biggest talents.

As the Phoenix Theatre Cultural Center sought to revive its traditional “Very Phoenix Xmas,” it was entrusted to Wilcher, who directed and wrote the whole show with “& Friends,” which include costars Shawnte P. Gaston, Carlos Medina Maldonado, and Ben Asaykwee, who co-wrote songs with her. Putting aside lame wordplay (for a moment) this is simply, “A Very Phoenix Xmas Returns: The Return of the Very Phoenix Xmas.”

Yeah, it’s happening.

A quick warning: In the edgy spirit of the Phoenix Theatre, there are a fair number of F-bombs dropped among the fake snowflakes, though as usual nothing blasphemous for this holy season. This fun is for high schoolers and older.

The overall theme is Christmas season in central Indiana, with some comic shots taken at traditions including the IRT “Christmas Carol,” the Symphony’s “Yuletide Celebration,” and the Carmel Christkindlmarkt. To start the second half of the show, we even get a look at actual Yelp reviews for local attractions.

Between scenes, we get “greetings” from various Hoosiers throughout history, from Col. Eli Lilly to Madam C.J. Walker to Kurt Vonnegut. (And by the way, Claire, Wendy and I have always called that freeway “the Babyface.”)

All four have their moments to shine, including Gaston as an infamous billionaire, Maldonado and his “box dance,” and Asaykwee as a disaffected member of whatever today’s generation is called. Order the theme cocktail before the show or at intermission, and you, too, can be part of the performance!

Once again, the Phoenix balances engaging in tradition with thumbing its nose at it. This ‘Xmas’ is fresh, funny, heartfelt, and entertaining with deftly delivered satire and all the feelings – from fun to frustration – of the holiday season.

Performances run through Dec. 23 at 705 N. Illinois St., downtown Indianapolis. Get tickets at phoenixtheatre.org. And at the show, tell Gustav we said “Hi.”

CAT: Fantastic fun with legendary car

By John Lyle Belden

Carmel Apprentice Theatre is a resident company at, naturally, The Cat venue in downtown Carmel. Everyone who shows up for rehearsal gets a part, as well as mentored by the more experienced performers. This makes for a relaxed easy-going atmosphere on and behind the stage that translates easily to the audience. In this mode, it’s good to take on a production that welcomes aspects of the silly and unreal.

CAT now presents the stage version of the musical “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang,” based on the book and movie by James Bond creator Ian Fleming. It originated in stories the author told his children, into which he couldn’t help but add some kid-friendly international intrigue. This translated well into the 1968 film musical starring Dick Van Dyke. Music and lyrics are by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman, the story adapted by Jeremy Sams from the script by Roald Dahl and Ken Hughes.

To keep things going smoothly, stage veterans take key roles including Evan Wang as inventor Caractacus Potts, Brook-Glen Gober as sweets heiress Truly Scrumptious, Duane Leatherman as Grandpa Potts, Allison Hermann as the rebellious Vulgarian Toymaker, and Hannah Janowicz as the sinister Childcatcher. Other roles have two or even three actors in rotation, while others are in the chorus or dancers. Notable performances include Gober’s precision recreation of the music box scene, and the antics of David Ralstin and Elaine Endris as bumbling Vulgar spies Goran and Boris. Hopefully you will be at a performance with Leroy Delph, looking like a cartoonish king from a playing card, as the immature Vulgarian ruler Baron Bomburst.

And yes, there is the car! Locally fabricated by Scott Osborn of Brown Hound Studios, “Chitty” is an excellent recreation of the movie’s automobile. Does it really float and fly? You’ll have to see for yourself, but don’t forget to say “Please!” when you ask.   

Will Wood directs, with Wang as music director, Ashley Thibodeau the choreographer, and Amanda Lund stage manager.

Featuring classic songs including “Toot Sweets,” “Hushabye Mountain,” “Me Ol’ Bamboo,” and, of course, the title tune, this production is as delightful as a seaside picnic by your favorite roadster. Performances are 7 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, 2 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays, through Nov. 19 at The Cat, 254 Veterans Way (a couple of blocks south of Main St. in the Arts & Design District), Carmel. Get info and tickets at thecat.biz.

Constellation: Fun international adventure for kids, by George

By John Lyle Belden

For so many of us, whether children or kids-at-heart, a little monkey called Curious George has been part of our lives. But a lot has happened since the mini-ape encountered the Man in the Yellow Hat decades ago, and through adventures penned by original authors Margret and H.A. Rey and their successors, he has become a rather clever primate.

Inspired by his antics on the PBS Kids animated series, “Curious George: The Golden Meatball” brings the characters to life, presented by Constellation Stage and Screen in Bloomington. The live-action musical features young Juna Sparks as George, with Tucker Ransom as the Man in the Yellow Hat. The remaining cast play various characters, chorus, and delivery personnel essential to the plot. In their feature roles, Maggie Lynn Held is the Doorman to George’s apartment building, Gabriel Armstrong is famous Italian Chef Pisghetti, assisted by Sophia Hoffman as Netti, and Marco Molldrem is the sly inventor, Phinneas. Nicholas Ranauro choreographed and directs.

We open, after some song and dance about the title character, on All You Can Eat Meatball Day, which is Pisghetti’s way of saying thanks to all his customers – who aren’t showing up because Phinneas has built a machine that quickly makes rival meatballs (that are more like meat-cubes, but they seem to be a hit). Discouraged, the Chef closes shop – for good, he says.

George, who had just learned how to make the meaty treats, wants to help. To this end, his curiosity will take him, and the others, all the way to the The Golden Meatball contest in Rome.

This show is squarely aimed at the 10-and-under demographic, with several moments that directly engage the audience. This is a perfect way to introduce a child to the wonder of live theatre, done in a professional manner that grownups can appreciate.

Ransom looks like he stepped right out of the book’s pages, and perfectly personifies the monkey’s patient and caring guardian. Sparks lithely makes use of her dance training to tumble and communicate with gestures as George only speaks in vague chatter. Armstrong manages to work that thin line of Italian caricature to charm the kids without looking objectionable to their parents (for those my age, he reminded me a bit of Father Guido Sarducci from SNL).

Performances of “Curious George: The Golden Meatball” are 6:30 p.m. Fridays and 1 and 4 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays through Nov. 5 at Waldron Auditorium, 122 S. Walnut St., Bloomington. For info and tickets, visit seeconstellation.org.

Teen rite of passage becomes test for all in Civic musical

By Wendy Carson and John Belden

As you might know, the musical “The Prom” is loosely based on a true incident.* Despite historical  authenticity relative to Disney’s “Pocahontas,” this show – book by Chad Beguelin and Bob Martin, music by Matthew Sklar, from a concept by Jack Viertel – presented by Booth Tarkington Civic Theatre, directed by Michael J. Lasley, entertainingly captures the essence of the story, reflecting the attitudes found in more than just one American town.

From their perspective, at least, this is the story of two aging Broadway stars, Dee Dee Allen (Marni Lemons) and Barry Glickman (Chad Leitschuh) with vanity bigger than their talent. After scorching reviews of their latest flop, they desperately need more positive publicity. With the help of their agent, Sheldon Sapperstein (David Maxwell) and a couple of other actors in need a career boost – Angie  Dickinson (Mikayla Koharchik), who can’t seem to get out of the chorus after 20 years, and Trent Oliver (Evan Wallace), a former TV star who never loses a chance to remind you he went to Juliard – they seek to find a worthy cause that won’t strain them too much. 

Emma Nolan (Kelsey McDaniel) is a high school senior in Edgewater, Indiana, who just wants to take her girlfriend to the Prom. However, the conservative small town district’s PTA, led by Mrs. Greene (Marlana Haig), refuses to allow it, going so far as to cancel the event. Just as it seems that Emma’s ally, school principal Mr. Hawkins (Rex Wolfley), found a way to work the whole situation out, our group of “Broadway Heroes” show up and not only alienate everyone involved, but embarrass Emma.  

Luckily, Hawkins, being a devoted fan of Allen, does not run the whole gang out of town. He even takes the diva to the city’s finest restaurant, Applebee’s.  

After some legal cajoling, the PTA agrees to resume the Prom. Emma plans to take Alyssa (Kaylee Johnson-Bradley), who will finally come out to her family and everyone there. But Emma and her Broadway friends are in for a devastating surprise. 

With the support of our well-meaning heroes, Emma must find a way to take her stand, her way, so that if nothing else, she – and everyone – can dance.

Having only heard a few of the songs beforehand and knowing how the story was handled, we had some reservations as to how this would work out. Would setting the story in Indiana, reportedly as a rebuke to the former Vice President, be a mockery of Hoosiers in general? Fortunately, it’s just gentle jibes we can live with (and have that hint of truth). Rather, the musical’s creators and Lasley’s direction have woven a magical story that is the “Footloose” (with a hint of Cinderella) of our era.  

The whole cast is joyously giving their all in bringing this beautiful event to life. While I am without  enough adjectives to even begin to describe each actor’s fantastic performance, I will say that NYU graduate McDaniel’s powerful voice could land her back in the Big Apple. Broadway’s loss is our gain.

Lemons, Leitschuh, Koharchik and Wallace revel in their license to overact. Haig perfectly portrays the insidious evil of indifference and self-righteousness. Wolfley handles well being the character that is the fulcrum on which the whole plot turns.

Performances of “The Prom” run through Oct. 21 at the Tarkington theater in the Center for the Performing Arts in downtown Carmel. Feel free to bring a date, corsage optional, and arrive early as there is ongoing street construction in the area. Get info and tickets at civictheatre.org or thecenterpresents.org.

*The true story happened in Mississippi in 2010. (Click here for details) Thanks to Civic for sharing the link.

Catalyst’s ‘Starmites’ shine

By John Lyle Belden

First a few disclaimers: Wendy and I are good friends with Casey Ross and adore everything she does. Furthermore, as little children John and Wendy watched ‘70s Saturday Morning cartoons and enjoyed the trippy creations of Sid & Marty Krofft; also, John’s favorite movies include the animated “Yellow Submarine” and the cheese-tastic 1980 flick “Flash Gordon.” For younger readers here, think the goofy fun of the live-action Power Rangers shows.

Where I am going with all this is to set your expectations for Ross’s lifelong passion project, the unlikely Broadway cult classic “Starmites,” which she has adapted with the blessing of its creators, Barry Keating and Stuart Ross (no relation). Designed and directed by Casey Ross, this Catalyst Repertory production is on the Basile stage of the IndyFringe Theatre through Oct. 14.

In our current world, twenty-ish girl-at-heart Eleanor (Jaelynn Keating [again, no relation]) is too attached to her comic book collection, especially the obscure 80’s sci-fi hero series “Starmites.” As she flips the pages of the Legend of Milady, just a dimension or two away the actual defenders of Innerspace sense that a beautiful young woman has picked up the “sacred texts.” Could she be the Milady foretold? They call out to her.

Eleanor hears voices, which convinces Mom (Damaris Burgin) she is right to have the comics slipped back into their protective sleeves and sold to the neighborhood bookshop. But as the girl puts her collection away, she is suddenly whisked away to Innerspace by the wicked Shak Graa (Paul Hansen).

Our villain wants the Milady prophesy fulfilled, as it will reveal his most sinister creation, the Cruelty, a (musical) instrument of torture. Not believing any of this is happening, Eleanor evades him and encounters Spacepunk (Joseph Massingale), leader of the Starmites – gadget tech Ack Ack (Bradley Allen Lowe), goofy Razzledolf (Noah Nordman) and suave Harrison (Matthew Blandford). Faced with painfully naïve boys in men’s bodies who are stuck (since their comic was cancelled in 1994), she decides that either this is somehow real, or at least the best way out of this “delusion” is through it, agreeing to join their quest to find the Cruelty ahead of Shak Graa. They are led by the lizard Trink (puppet design by Timothy Taylor), who says in a darkly familiar voice he’s seen the dread instrument in Banshee Castle – the one place the Starmites dare not go.

The castle is occupied by the man-eating band of Shotzi (Addison Koehler), Balbraka (Yolanda Valdiva), Maligna (Jessica Hawkins), and Banshee Boy (Brant Hughes), led by their dread Diva (Burgin). The way they read the texts, a true Princess must marry to reveal the Cruelty, which means Diva’s daughter Bizarbara (Keating) can wed a Starmite before having the whole squad for dinner (as the main course).

So there you have it, the Hero’s Journey slash Fairy Tale slash ahead-of-its-time Female Empowerment done with catchy tunes, fun dancing, a healthy dose of humor, and low-budget aesthetic – in its context, a delightfully entertaining feast for the inner child in all of us. Inspired by the books of the Comics Code Authority era, beyond a little middle-school innuendo this is an all-ages show – the rare Casey Ross production without a single F-bomb.

Troupers that they are, the cast commit to this otherworldliness, especially Hansen, delivering an over-the-top villain with a wild smile and manic evil laugh, as well as literally puppeting Trink from the shadows that seem to follow our heroes around. Massengale manages to project his leading-man persona through the colorful wig and immature – though willing to learn – worldview, like a noble flightless Peter Pan. Starmites and Banshees alike also put their all into this. Keating’s character(s) may or may not be the prophesied heroine, but she is very much the star of this show. Her songs are limited, making her powerhouse voice especially stand out. Fortunately, they include a duet with Burgin, whose soulful voice is her superpower.

As some original music was lost, music director Billy Sharfenberger helped with arrangements; he leads the stage-right band of Caleb Hamilton, Graham Bethal and Travis Zinck. Kathy Hoefgen is stage manager (aided by Hughes).

Granted, this is not your typical musical, or familiar material, but we earnestly feel this is worth taking the chance. Step into Innerspace and the experience that is “Starmites.” Find the stage at 719 E. St. Clair St., Indianapolis; tickets at indyfringe.org.