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Ben Asaykwee saves Christmas!

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By John Lyle Belden

OK, so I exaggerate a bit. Still, local creative treasure Ben Asaykwee does bless us with two holiday shows this month.

His “Christmas Carol Comedy” returns, a parody of the Dickens classic that even Asaykwee calls “the dumbest thing you’ll see on stage.” It’s a perfect chance to stop taking the world seriously for a couple of hours, relax, and laugh at the absurdity.

Remember how silly it was last year, having Matt Anderson as Scrooge and Tiffanie Bridges as Tiny Tim? Well, this year they switched roles. As usual there is a huge cast, with every child who auditioned included as an “urchin” and one of the many, many Cratchit children. The approach of having experienced actors and novices work side-by-side works great in this low-stakes environment. It even bridges generations; for instance, Jaddy Ciucci and Maria Meschi, long-time collaborators with Asaykwee, get to perform with their young sons.

Hannah Boswell gets rowdy as Ghost of Christmas Past, Noah Lee and Mariana Haig are Mr. and Mrs. Cratchit, Kelly Haas is Nephew Fred, Kendrell Stiff is the Dodger, and Spencer Hahn is Kermit the coincidentally-named frog. Also appearing are Lisa Anderson, Luna Capehart, Sophia Capehart, Patrick Clemens, Carrie Cooper, Ben Curry, Jensen Dasbach, Lyra Dickson, Jessica Dickson, Ansel Dilger, Aliyah Distelrath, Lillie Distelrath, Cari Gallagher, Beth Gibson, Lillian Hall, Zara Heck, Elsie Huldeen, Adriel Kyrie, Anna Lee, Ethan Lee, Jared Lee, Samuel Lee, Calvin Meschi, Bastian Russell, Benjamin Thomas, Fynlee Thomas, Charlotte Wagner, and Noah Winston. Boswell also assists Asaykwee with direction.

And it’s also a musical, so we get some clever Ben Asaykwee songs like the gloriously superfluous “We Fly,” and the wit of “You Can’t Take it With You,” which has a style reminiscent of his Cabaret Poe.

But mostly – as it is even sung in one chorus – “this is dumb!” Hilariously, cheekily entertainingly, dumb, and a must-add to your holiday traditions. Performances run through Dec. 22 at The District Theatre, 627 Massachusetts Ave. in downtown Indy.

Also at the District, on Dec. 14, 15, 18, 21, 22, and 23, Asaykwee hosts his Happy JingleSprinkleTimez Cabaret. Another all-ages show, Ben presents a program of songs, stories, poetry and charming video vignettes. The opening performance had a technical glitch that made its moment even funnier;  a couple of surprises are likely whenever you attend, as Asaykwee works the spontaneous magic of live theater.  

And, if the connection to the North Pole is good, we also get a visit with ProZack the Sad Elf.

So, to sum up: Marley’s still dead, Ben Asaykwee performs live, and it would be smart to experience the dumbness. Get tickets at indydistricttheatre.org.

Waves of laughter at Cryptid’s ‘Beach Party’

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By John Lyle Belden

Let’s take a beachin’ trip back to 1962, as weirdly envisioned in 1987, then done for film in 2000 with actors you may know but the same dude doing the script, for further irreverent treatment by Indy’s Cryptid Entertainment today in “Psycho Beach Party,” directed by Kevin Holladay.

Did you know that Oscar-winning actress Sally Field famously played both beach-chick Gidget and, in a different film, the multiple-personality sufferer Sybil? Not sure why I brought that up…

Anyway, the Off-Broadway hit by Charles Busch sends up the ‘60s Beach films with inspiration from Hitchcock-style horror. Note to the triggered, especially as it is Mental Health Awareness Month, but this also hearkens back to not-that-long-ago when being a total whacko was fair game for comedy. This doesn’t so much mock Dissociative Identity Disorder (which is real, but rare, and caused by deep trauma) so much as the way such conditions were exaggerated for dramatic and comic effect.

In our mythical Malibu, The Great Kanaka (Thomas Sebald) rules the waves, accompanied by college dropout – Psych, of course – Starcat (Suraj Choudhary). Chicklet (Ellie Graves) a girl with small boobs and big dreams, provided she can stay free of her overbearing mother (Andrea Haskett), wants to learn to surf, even if it is a man’s world. Bikini hottie Marvel Ann (Hannah Embree) has her eyes on one of those men, and Chicklet’s bestie Berdine (Ezri Braid-Grizell) has her mind occupied by the great (non-surfing) philosophers. Other surfer dudes are Provoloney (Case Jacobus), Yo-yo (Katie Endres), and Nicky (Kelly Haas).

An incognito movie star, Bettina Barnes (Jessica Hawkins), shows up hoping to get away from the world of schlock films. Meanwhile, Kanaka accidentally discovers that sometimes Chicklet really isn’t herself – and alter ego Ann Bowman (!) kinda turns him on.

Also, there have been bizarre shaving attacks.

Considering that Busch played Chicklet in the original New York production, don’t be surprised that things here get a bit gender-fluid and queer. It just adds to the fun.

The cast all ride the waves of absurdity for all they’re worth. Graves shows entertaining range and talent, so that she could also move on to more dramatic roles (y’know, like Sally Field did). Sebald looks like Indy’s version of Jason Mamoa with all the same fun energy and cool charisma. Choudhary (who was cool with me saying he looks like if Jesus were drawn correctly) charms as well. Embree is cutely committed to her high-class persona. Hawkins has no problem hanging with these characters, taking to being rightly feted like a queen with her court.

What is the secret of Chicklet’s troubled past? Will Provoloney and Yo-Yo admit their feelings? Can I get an invite to the Luau? (The answer to the last one is no, but they did give me a beach ball.)

See the Cryptids without the time restraints of a Fringe show, Thursday through Sunday (two shows on Saturday), May 16-19, at Fonseca Theatre, 2805 W. Michigan St., Indianapolis. Find Cryptid Entertainment on Facebook for info and tickets or try this link.

Musical send-up of Scrooge story returns

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By John Lyle Belden

Ben Asaykwee’s “Christmas Carol Comedy” at the District Theatre has joined the ranks of downtown Indy’s cherished holiday traditions. Yes, we’re all surprised (I imagine Asaykwee is), but I’m not actually as he is really talented and the show is really funny.

I mean, look at the nice stuff we said about it last year.

As so much about the world today is silly and dumb, this musical parody of Dickens’ classic fits right into this season’s offerings. While Ben is over at the Phoenix, assistant director Hannah Boswell takes care of things, as well as roles including a talkative Christmas Future. This being a “Q-munity” production (started by Asaykwee’s Q Artistry company), there are numerous performers at all levels of experience, whose having fun at this easily translates to the sold-out audiences.

Matt Anderson is back as Scrooge, Shelbi Berry as Christmas Past, Tiffanie Bridges as Christmas Present (and, well… you’ll see), Maria Meschi as Marley, Emerson Black as Fezziwig, and Michelle Wafford as Mrs. Cratchit, with Jeff Stratford as Bob Cratchit, Tristan Montgomery as Fred, Miki Mathioudakis as Mrs. Fezziwig, and an ensemble of characters and Victorian Urchins played by Adrienne Anderson, Alex Kao, Anahit Aleksanyan, Anna Lee, Arin Anderson, Ben Curry, Beth Gibson, Calvin Meschi, Cari Gallagher, Charlotte Wagner, Derwin Lester, Elsie Huldeen, Emily Persic, Finley Eyers, Fiona Eyers, Jessica Dickson, Kallen Ruston, Katie Eaker, Kelly Haas, Kendall Crenshaw, Lillian Hall, Lisa Anderson, Luna Capehart, Mandy Holzhausen, Michael Persic, Noah Lee, Patrick Clemens, Sam Lee, Sophia Capehart, and Spencer Hahn.

You have seven chances (at the time of this posting) to see this charming, fun, silly, entertaining, and now traditional yuletide treat, but tickets are selling fast, playing Thursday through Sunday, Dec. 14-17 and 21-23. Get them at indydistricttheatre.org.