BCP: Convent winery spilling secrets

By John Lyle Belden

I suspect Catholic orders are nowhere near as fun as they are portrayed in stage comedies. Still, welcome to the Sisters of Perpetual Sewing in “Drinking Habits,” the hilarious comedy by Tom Smith on stage at Buck Creek Players, directed by Thom Turner.

Sister Augusta (Marie McNelis) and Sister Philamena (Beth Popplewell) have found that mending the garments of priests and Cardinals doesn’t bring in enough money to keep the convent open, so they let the juice from their grapes ferment and sell the wine in town – secretly, as Mother Superior (Ben Jones) is opposed to alcohol of any kind. Even mentioning it by name is forbidden.

This is far from the only secret. Just before the arrival of a new nun, Sister Mary Catherine (Megan Slocum), there is word of a secret visitor coming from the Vatican. Also, a pair of local reporters, Paul (Noah Lee) and Sally (Lauren Lotzow), are snooping around. Parish priest Father Chenille (Caleb Slocum) gets caught up in the paranoia, and gets the young groundskeeper George (Will Wortman) involved in some subterfuge.

All this makes for non-stop farcical slamming-doors slapstick fun, complete with all manner of clerical disguises.

Jones is divine (easy to accept as Mother since drag queens naturally command attention) and never cracks no matter how wacky things get. McNelis and especially Popplewell are fantastically frantic. Lee handles his ever-shifting role with comic aplomb. Lotzow, as well as her character, has fun with Sally’s steady focus on getting the scoop. Megan Slocum keeps Mary Catherine a mix of nervous and serene which makes her endearing. Caleb Slocum plays the priest as overwhelmed but still good-natured. Wortman keeps George sweet and simple without being dumb, just rolling with events as they happen.

The stage set, designed by Susanne Bush, includes a cutaway view of the Holy Closet, enhancing many comic moments.

For a good time, complete with creative euphemisms for alcohol (Satan’s Mouthwash, anyone?), “Drinking Habits” has just three more performances, Friday through Sunday, Feb. 13-15, at the Buck Creek Playhouse, 11150 Southeastern Ave., Indianapolis (Acton Road exit of I-74). Tickets at buckcreekplayers.com.

A toast to Belfry’s convent comedy

By John Lyle Belden

It seems nuns are an easy target for entertaining and eccentric characters who also have the noblest of intentions. We get another fun take on this trope in “Drinking Habits” by Tom Smith, presented by The Belfry Theatre in Noblesville.

The Sisters of Perpetual Sewing are a small but important order in the Catholic Church. If the Pope pops a button, the garment gets sent to the little convent somewhere in the U.S.A. to get fixed right up. But the sacred stitches don’t raise quite enough funds to keep the lights on, so Sisters Augusta and Philamena (Jennifer Poynter and Cathie Morgan) have let the grape juice ferment and are selling the wine in town. This is kept secret from Mother Superior (Barb Weaver), who is so anti-alcohol, she won’t even allow the words for such beverages to be said aloud.

Thus we get some interesting euphemisms: Devil’s Delight, Satan’s Mouthwash, Lucifer’s Libations, etc.

Fortunately, the secretive Sisters have always-helpful second-generation groundskeeper George (Bryan Gallet) to help.

But local newshounds Sally (Sarah Powell) and Paul (Jeff Haber) have gotten a tip about the secret vineyard and are infiltrating the convent to investigate. It happens that the Order is expecting the arrival of a new member, so Sally becomes Sister Mary Mary, while Paul becomes Father Paul, her brother. Then the actual nun, Sister Mary Catherine (Sarah Eberhardt), arrives, and things start to get confusing. Add to the mix the neighboring priest and amateur magician Father Chenille (Chris Taylor) and word that the Vatican has sent spies to ensure all its facilities are worth keeping open, and confusion, mistaken identities, multi-layered lies, and other farcical elements rule the day.

Aside from quick entrances and exits from multiple doors, the cast also mines comedy gold from the Order’s ritual of keeping silent at random points during the day. (Apparently, wild gesturing and miming is not a sin.) The goofy goings-on crescendo to a wild ending of revelations (and matrimony!) that would make Shakespeare’s head spin.

Direction is by Belfry board president Nancy Lafferty.

Poynter and Morgan are wonderful in a study of opposites – quick-thinking, fast-talking Augusta, and nervous Philamena, who literally can’t tell a lie. Gallet is handed a challenge in keeping George easy-going and kind without coming across as too simple-minded – he’s the average-sharpness knife in the drawer. Powell and Haber ably portray two people in a situation way over their heads, while also working through unresolved feelings. Weaver has Mother Superior cool and in control, but isn’t too sharply stern, and manages to be out of the loop of what’s going on without looking foolish. Taylor makes Chenille charming in a way that gives the Father “dad” vibes. Eberhardt is so much fun to watch as situations, and Mary Catherine’s growing guilt, put her continually on-edge.

This show is very funny and well worth the drive up to Noblesville, playing through Sunday, July 3, at Ivy Tech Auditorium, 300 N. 17th, St. Get information and tickets at thebelfrytheatre.com.

And, just a thought for a future season: Smith also wrote a “Drinking Habits 2.”