Lessons beyond language in ‘English’ at IRT

By John Lyle Belden

In the United States, we take for granted speaking one of the most confoundingly complex languages on Earth. Still, for various reasons millions of people around the world insist on learning it.

“English,” a light-hearted drama on the serious pursuit of another language, was an MFA thesis project for Sanaz Toossi, the American daughter of Iranian immigrants. Since the play won a Pulitzer Prize in 2023, we presume she was awarded her degree. The Indiana Repertory Theatre now presents the local premiere on the intimate Janet Allen Stage, directed by Persian American educator Azar Kazemi with a mostly Iranian-American cast.

The setting is a classroom in a city near Teheran in 2008. Marjan (Neagheen Homifar), a teacher who had spent some years in the U.K., is instructing an “advanced learners” course to prepare for the Test of English as a Foreign Language, or TOEFL, a necessity for finding work and other opportunities in English-speaking countries.

Elham (Natasha Behnam) has an adversarial relationship with English, having failed the TOEFL before, but needs it to pursue medical studies in Australia. Roya (Leyla Modirzadeh) wants to better communicate with her grandchildren in Canada. Omid (Revon Yousif) has cousins in the States. Goli (Emelia Maryam Mosay) is just 18 and looking to expand her horizons.

“English Only,” Marjan writes on the dry-erase board. This is not only typical of an immersive language class, but also a hint at the way dialogue is portrayed in the play. When we hear accents and stilted speech, it is these characters’ speaking in classroom English. When they converse more freely (in English), it is what we hear translated from Farsi (modern Persian, the language spoken in Iran).

There is a brief exchange in actual Farsi late in the play, helping us experience not just the isolating effect of a very different tongue, but also to note its flowing poetic nature. The characters treasure it for this, while Goli notes that English presents more function than flavor, like rice in a meal.

While for audiences, relating to current and past international events is unavoidable, such controversies are outside the scope of the play. The adversary for these students is not the people of other lands, but their language which has overtaken global communication. They struggle with pronunciations and wrestle with idioms. Not all of these pupils will finish the course. In this way, the themes of this drama become more relatable – especially the feeling of abandoning or even betraying their culture in learning to converse and even think as those outside their world do.

Homaifar as Marjan keeps the classes upbeat, often fun, with classroom games and even the use of American and British films to learn linguistic quirks. Her patient encouragement reminds us of favorite educators from our youth. Still, moments of uncertainty about her work creep in.

Benham and Modirzadeh each portray bitter pessimism sharpened by cultural pride. Mosay  is eager and open. Yousif’s Omid seems more fluent than he lets on, as his motives grow suspect.

A simple classroom delivers numerous lessons for all of us in “English,” running through April 4 upstairs in the IRT, 140 W. Washington St. in the heart of downtown Indianapolis. See irtlive.com for tickets and information.

Elect to experience this ethnic exploration

By John Lyle Belden

Comedy draws a lot of laughs from discomfort, but what if it could be you in the audience who is feeling it?

In “The Hispanic / Latino / Latina / Latinx / Latine Vote,” by Bernardo Cubria – a National New Play Network rolling world premiere at Fonseca Theatre, directed by Carlos Medina Maldonado – a struggling academic shares her lived discomfort relatable to anyone of a non-white ethnicity in the United States.

Having written a book on the subject, Paola (Yolanda Valdivia) is our “expert” on being Latinx. However, she relates her main stressor is being “39 and single” and wanting a child. In the spirit of this show, she will poll the audience (participation is optional but encouraged) about choices such as the “sperm donor” for her IVF.

Kaj (David Wesley Marlowe), on the national staff of The Political Party (not to be confused with The Other Political Party), found her book and called her in to join his research team. For an absurd amount of money, Paola is to help determine how to reach Hispanic and Latino/a/x/e voters.

Other researchers are Nicola (Lexes Rubio), whose father is Cuban; Bernard (Matthew Ball), who is Black; and Rebecca (Rachel Kelso), whose last name is Feldman, and she spent a semester in Venezuela. They barely know the difference among the various Latin American cultures, still, though things predictably get awkward, they are eager to learn.

All other roles are smartly played by Luis Navarro, including the IVF specialist and several Party survey respondents.

Through a lot of nervous and silly humor, we all learn a lot about how varied yet relatable people are, as well as how political maneuvering doesn’t dispel stereotype but leverage it.

Valdivia’s Paola is our cheerful guide through all this, making our experience both enlightening and entertaining. Marlowe’s Kaj is results-oriented, coming across as crass, often a jerk but never apologetic, being what one would expect from one in his position. Rubio presents Nicola as a bit standoffish, but we learn the reason for her attitude. Ball is surprisingly upbeat for being an obvious token, but Bernard gets to give his perspective on his role. Kelso presents in Rebecca a woman trying too hard to relate, complete with flustered apologies.

Through it all we discover a lot about humanity, and that we all eventually say or think something we regret. However, the only way to disappoint this ensemble is to miss seeing the show. Performances of “The…Vote” run through March 29 at 2508 W. Michigan St., Indianapolis. Get info and tickets at fonsecatheatre.org.

And by the way, Indiana’s primary elections are May 5; voter registration deadline is April 6.

Local ‘Greatest Star’ in Footlite ‘Funny Girl’

By Wendy Carson

The musical “Funny Girl” and Barbra Streisand are so connected in most people’s minds that it’s honestly hard to picture anyone else in the part. After all, Fanny Brice was a force of nature. She grew up as an ordinary girl with an amazing voice and acting ability. Though constantly reminded that she was no great beauty (we wish to differ – Google her photos), her ambition and talent kept her going and made her a star.

Considering that the title role is onstage most of the show’s duration and carries the majority of the musical numbers (including two of Barbra’s biggest hits), this role is also a star-maker.

The performance of Kennedy Wilson (who sort of resembles the real Brice) in Footlite Musicals’ current production proves that she is an equivocal force to be reckoned with. She brings out the sweet, bitter, and triumphant feelings of each word she utters. I am honestly so glad to have witnessed her tour-de-force in this role.

Director Kevin Bell really struck gold casting Wilson, as well as the rest of the cast in this spectacular production. Looking and sounding sharp are Drew Hedges as steady friend Eddie, Graham Brinklow as Fanny’s first producer, Tom Keeney, Andrew Ranck as the immortal Flo Ziegfeld, and Aaron Mann as Nicky Armstein, the hard-luck gambler who won Fanny’s heart. Back home on Henry Street, Miki Mathioudakis is Mama Brice, with Adrienne Reiswerg as “auntie” Mrs. Strakosh.

Bell also choreographs, with Katie Van Den Heuvel; Yolanda Valdivia is assistant director; Jeremy Kaylor conducts the orchestra. Sets are by Bell and Jerry Beasley, costumes by Etta Biloon.

The musical, by Jule Styne and Bob Merrill with book by Isobel Lennart, is based on Brice’s rise to fame as “The Greatest Star” and her quest to be as successful at love as she was on stage. Whether this is familiar to you or new, this production is enjoyable as well as inspiring, Wilson’s Brice a portrait of unflagging persistent optimism. No “rain on [her] parade” for sure.

Hey theatre patron, here she is! “Funny Girl” has two weekends, running through March 22 at the Hedback Theater, 1847 N. Alabama St. in downtown Indianapolis. Tickets and info at footlite.org.

Belfry: Story of growing up and growing apart

By John Lyle Belden

Do you miss your high school days? Or were you thankful to leave them behind?

These questions come to mind as we watch the three ladies of the play “Vanities,” the Off-Broadway hit by Jack Heifner presented by The Belfry Theatre at The Cat in Carmel, directed by Jen Otterman.

The title metaphor dominates the back of the stage: three mirrored dressing tables where the actors finish their makeup and will change wigs between scenes. Rather than spoil the stage “magic,” this provides an element of continuity. We meet three young women from a Texas town in their senior year of high school, fall 1963; as college seniors and sisters at the KKG sorority in 1968; and meeting up as adults in New York in 1974.

Kathy (Ka’Lena Cuevas), head cheerleader and planner of all major social events, practices for that day’s pep rally with squadmates Mary (Becca Bartley) and Joanne (Cara Olson). In this era between Elvis and the Beatles, the girls are very much of their time. Mary relates the degree to which she lets her boyfriend, Jim, touch her, while Joanne declares she would never allow that with her beau, Ted. Meanwhile Kathy is in a chaste-but-serious relationship with steady Gary.

At Kappa Kappa Gamma, Kathy is still an obsessive planner, readying for the Spring rush and dismayed at the quality of freshmen applying for the sorority. Jim and Gary are each history, but Joanne will marry Ted shortly after Commencement. She looks forward to being a housewife as her husband becomes a lawyer, her degree in music almost an accidental thing. Mary is getting a degree in interior design and tickets to Europe, trading life with disapproving parents for a quest to be “the perfect lost person.” Kathy, facing a future for the first time without her best friends, will continue her life of structure and schedule as a teacher.

In a nice NYC garden apartment, Kathy invites her old friends over – Mary from her SoHo art gallery, Joanne from the Connecticut home she shares with her attorney husband and young children. Champaign will flow, as will words and honest feelings.

True to the title, we have three young women who struggle to see outside themselves. Cuevas maintains a calm demeanor with Kathy, guarded and rarely letting on how confident (or not) she really feels, but never aloof. Bartley takes Mary on her arc of rebellion with an anxiety-tempered smile as she experiences all she can, finding everything but fulfillment. Olson embraces Joanne’s embrace of conservative society expectations, keeping her Texas accent and uncomplicated worldview (except for the strain of childrearing) throughout.

While the subject matter gets serious – complete with a couple of well-placed F-bombs – this is generally a comedy, and these besties do bring on quite a few hearty laughs. In all, an entertaining, intriguing look at an era and the women who came of age in it.

Don’t be too proud to see “Vanities,” 8 p.m. Friday and 2 p.m. on both Saturday and Sunday, March 13-15, at The Cat, 254 Veterans Way in downtown Carmel. For tickets visit thecat.biz or thebelfrytheatre.com.

Indy Drag’s crowning achievement

By John Lyle Belden

“Divorced. Beheaded. Died. Divorced. Beheaded. Survived.” Divas – Bedazzled – Live!

If there was ever a Broadway show perfect for Indy Drag Theatre parody treatment, it’s “Six.” Now the concert musical gets IDT’s royal treatment as its debut production in the Phoenix Theatre Cultural Centre.

The original musical by Toby Marlow and Lucy Moss (a smash in the UK as well as New York) is a fabulous fantasia in which the six wives of England’s King Henry VIII arrive from the afterlife as pop stars. In a sing-off, the one who had the worst time with the legendary monarch gets named the girl group’s leader.

No strangers to corsets, we have six queens* playing the Queen: Natasha Kennedy is Catherine of Aragon, whom Henry started an entire church denomination to dump. CiCi Pasiòn is Anne Boleyn, who found out the hard way she was not allowed to fool around like the randy Royal. Madison Avenue is Jane Seymour, who would give Henry a son if it was the last thing she’d do – and it was. Brentlee Bich is Anna of Cleves, the German whose portrait was apparently the Renaissance version of Glamour Shots. Kiki Crimi is Katherine Howard, who even in this venue can’t catch a break, after a life of abusive treatment before losing her head. Natalie PortMa’am is Cathine Parr, who put up with the gout-ridden old King through his final days. (Tip of the crown to Kelsey McDaniel, our lady in waiting serving as Swing.)

Aside from taking creative license as a Drag Parody, the production is expanded to include an on-stage “band” – The Crown Jewels – play-synching their instruments: Dallas Fort Worth as Sir Pluck-A-Lot on bass, Jared Matthew as Keys McQueen on keyboards, Faith Camire as the Earl of Beats on drums, and the fabulous Freddie Fatale as Duke Strummer on guitar. They add a couple of extra songs, including a big number featuring puppet versions of the Six women.

This spectacular is directed by April Rosè, who also choreographed, assisted by Canila Carpenter. Costumes are by Caitlin Davey, with makeup by Celeste Al’Dreams and wigs by Gayle Thyme. Stage set is by Miss Kay-Otic, with props by Tricera Tits. Stage manager is Brian Kitta. Lighting is by Paully Crumpacker, with sound by Cadence.

The show is supremely entertaining with just enough real history to make you want to go look it up. This is coupled with the ever-present issue of women – even at the highest office – being tied to the fortunes of men, disregarded on their own merits. Each Queen presents her frustration while also showing her strength. Catherine confronts rejection; Anne consoles herself with her post-mortal fame; Jane tempers pride of motherhood with regret. Anna of Cleves’s section especially satirizes modern beauty standards with her swipe-left/swipe-right number, and demonstrates that unconventional beauty is still beautiful, worthy to be “Queen of the Castle.”

High artistic standards coupled with individual passions coming together in unselfish collaboration continue a local entertainment phenomenon. The house is a little bigger, but will still get filled.

Performances of “Six: A Drag Parody Musical” continue through Sunday, March 15, on the Livia & Steve Russell main stage at 705 N. Illinois St. in downtown Indianapolis. Get tickets at phoenixtheatre.org, and info at indydragtheatre.org.  

*(Note: Out of respect for the art form and its performers, they are identified by their Drag names as given in the show program.)

Lots to unpack in Center Stage rom-com

By John Lyle Belden

A good comedy skit relates the concept of past relationship “baggage” to literal suitcases. A good play takes that idea and makes it so much more.

Center Stage Community Theatre in Lebanon presents “Baggage,” by Sam Bobrick (acclaimed playwright and writer for shows ranging from Captain Kangaroo and Bewitched to helping create Saved by the Bell), directed by Veronique Duprey.

Phyllis Novak (Lauren Johnson) and Bradley Naughton (Mark Livingston) accidentally picked up each other’s identical bags at the airport. She cautiously lets him come to her apartment to switch them back. While hers is the heavier piece of luggage, he carries the larger emotional burden, still pining – openly weeping, actually – for his ex-wife. Phyllis tries to stay aloof, but her “curiosity problem” kicks in and despite their rough first encounter, they get to know each other better.  While he tries to get over his loss and she seeks to adjust her impossible standards for dating men, they agree to go out with each other platonically.

Do you see an improbable romantic comedy coming on? So does Dr. Jonathan Alexander (David Shaul), holder of degrees from prestigious universities and a couples expert, having written three books on the topic (which he will sell you). He enters along the fourth wall, instructing the audience and warning Phyllis of the folly of this entire plot, especially her doomed belief that she can change Bradley to her liking.

We also meet Phyllis’s best friend Mitzi Cartwright (Amy Keitt), a free spirit who gladly takes the play’s events as they come while hoping for a happy ending of her own.

In all, we get a clever and funny romantic adventure, complete with snappy dialogue – Bradley: “You’re a nutcase.” Phyllis: “That’s possible.” The meta element of Dr. Alexander weaving in and out of the play enhances the experience, a fresh way of acknowledging this often-told kind of story.

Johnson makes Phyllis engaging and relatable, having transformed fear of relationships into an impossible need for certainty. Livingston manages the tricky job of keeping some degree of dignity in Bradley, even while little more than a living puddle of tears. Keitt spritely presents Mitzi as someone you would believe had built a koi pond in her living room, because, why not? Shaul bridges the on- and offstage worlds effectively, his PhD-fueled ego adding to the humor.

Duprey has brought out the best in the talented cast; she is assisted by daughter Audrey, who also lurks in the shadows as stage manager (hat-tip to elder daughter Sabrina for helping on preview night). Center Stage’s comfy stage design is by Christy Summersett and David Wines, with decoration by Wines and Lauren Johnson. Like other community theatres, all labor is volunteer, including costumes by Kathie Criss and props by Elizabeth Ruddell.

Pick up “Baggage” for the next two weekends, through March 8, at 604 Powell St., Lebanon. Get info and tickets at centerstagecommunitytheatre.com.

Cryptid ‘Bats’ another hit

By John Lyle Belden

Part of the genius of Dakota Jones is that through Cryptid Entertainment he and his accomplices do masterful work in the space where comedy, horror, schlock, and camp intersect. They strike again in collaboration with Stagequest Theatrical Services – directed by Ty Stover – with an incredible production of “Bat Boy: The Musical.” Production manager Jones did, and does, a lot to bring this to the IF Theatre stage.

Originally, Bat Boy was a half-human creature brought to public attention in the fantastical tabloid newspaper Weekly World News in 1992, appearing in reports of bizarre happenings for years afterward. He became part of the theatre world in 1997 with a musical written by Brian Flemming and Keythe Farley, music and lyrics by Laurence O’Keefe. The show has played Off-Broadway, on London’s West End, and made its local debut at the Phoenix Theare in the early 2000s.

Now, the home of IndyFringe is transformed into a struggling 1990s West Virginia mountain town. In a nearby cavern, the three Taylor kids are smoking drugs harmlessly exploring when they encounter the fearful, feral Title Character! They freak out. It freaks out. The sister is bitten. It’s chaos. Cue the singing.

Fortunately, Sheriff Reynolds (Benjamin Elliot) gets involved and brings the Bat Boy (Parker Taylor) to local veterinarian Dr. Thomas Parker (Noah Winston) and his family, wife Meredith (Paige Scott) and daughter Shelley (Alicia Barnes). Rather than euthanize the creature, they keep it/him, which Mrs. Parker names Edgar and teaches to speak and to act civilized.

Meanwhile, the residents of Hope Falls, W.Va., are upset that the Bat Boy has not been destroyed, claiming it’s the cause of a mysterious plague that has been killing their cattle. Worse, having this apparent abomination in their midst wouldn’t be right with the Rev. Hightower’s big Tent Revival coming to town.

It should be noted that while this musical gets really silly, it is definitely not for young audiences. Consider it a “hard R” – especially with what happens in the woods in Act 2. But if you are into what Cryptid puts out, you’ll find this a hilarious, very entertaining and bizarrely inspiring production.

Brilliant casting is a major factor in this sure-fire hit. We have noticed that Parker Taylor has been one of the best young actors in Indianapolis. His willingness to commit to unconventional characters delivers a convincingly heroic lead. Scott nimbly takes on the weirdness as she so often does. Winston and Barnes each add a touch of drama to the absurdity.

All other actors take on multiple roles. Dave Pelsue and Shelbi Berry Kamohara especially show incredible range. Pelsue’s parts include Mama Taylor and the high-spirited Rev. Hightower. Kamohara’s turns include an old man, the bully Rick Taylor, and an oversexed Nymph. Gender-fluid casting and costuming also keep things interesting with Jonathan Young, Nina Stilabower, Bobby Haley, Ashley Bennett, and Jed Ottersen.  

Stover ensures the necessary chaos comes off with professional polish. Dakota Lumley provides clever set design, as well as creating Bat Boy’s distinctive look. (Parker noted that his fangs were carefully crafted to allow him to sing.) Vocal direction is by Jill Stewart. Costumes and technical direction are by Marina Eisenbraun.

If you, too, want to “love your Bat Boy,” act fast as – to no one’s surprise – tickets are selling very quickly, with opening weekend sold out. The show runs through March 8 at the IF, 719 E. St. Clair, Indianapolis. Get tickets at indyfringe.org.

Mud Creek brings the chaos of ‘Carnage’

By John Lyle Belden

When as parents we advocate for our children, ironically, it’s too easy to become childish ourselves.

That’s the serious premise of the Tony-winning comedy “God of Carnage” by Yasmina Reza. And it is serious – at first – before descending into seriously hilarious chaos, presented in the cozy confines of Mud Creek Players, directed by Kelly Keller.

Michael and Veronica Novak (Mason and Andrea Odle) have invited Alan and Annette Raleigh (Gregory Roberts and Amanda McCabe) to their home to calmly resolve the situation involving their 11-year-old sons. Earlier, the Raleighs’ Benjamin struck Henry Novak with a stick, breaking his teeth. The atmosphere is tense but calm as they initially come to an understanding that Veronica has written down. They try to relax with coffee and clafouti, but continued conversation ensures that their fragile peace will break in a major way.

Mix in attorney Alan constantly getting calls on his cell phone, a realistic (warning to the squeamish) episode of nausea, and a full bottle of fine rum, and this little gathering will go totally off the rails.

The Odles nimbly balance affection and resentments like the real-life couple they are. Andrea’s Veronica weaves the line between voice-of-reason and passive-aggressive. Mason’s Michael is a people-pleaser by nature, but can only take so much. Roberts affects the self-important demeanor of a lawyer – Alan represents a troubled pharmaceutical company, adding an interesting side-plot – coupled with smugly brutal honesty. McCabe is outstanding as she instantly communicates shock, as well as hilarious reactions and manic moments of madness.  

Kudos to the volunteers who helped put this show together, including set design and props by Chris Bundy. Kristin Hilger is assistant director and Jalynn Cheatham is stage manager.

Sadly, the tulips don’t fare well, but apparently no hamsters were harmed in the making of this play. (Still, if you happen to find Nibbles, please let Keller know.)

See the hilarious wrath of “God of Carnage” this Friday (8 p.m.) and Saturday (2:30 and 8 p.m.) at the Mud Creek Barn, 9740 E. 86th St., Indianapolis. Get tickets at mudcreekplayers.org.

Don’t tell her it’s ‘About Nothing’

By Wendy Carson and John Lyle Belden

IndyShakes brings us the World Premiere of Lavina Jadhwani’s clever play, “Ado.” In what would be her last theatrical work before being taken by cancer in September, she sought to “fix” a logical flaw in William Shakespeare’s comedy, “Much Ado About Nothing.” How does a noble woman – named “Hero” no less – just accept trauma and go forth blindly with an absurd plan?

The action in “Ado” takes place during the offstage hours in Hero’s bedchambers after she was accused of infidelity and spurned by her beloved Claudio at what was to be their wedding. She fainted at the altar, leading to news that she has died from a broken heart.

Our play begins as Hero (Senaite Tekle) and her faithful servant Margaret (Kelli Malise) arrive in her room. She fumes not only about the slights to her character and virtue but also the fact that not a single person, even her father, spoke out in support of her.

The truth of how Margaret was tricked into aiding this betrayal is revealed. Then Hero’s cousin Beatrice (LaKesha Lorene) joins them, only to find that she was masterfully manipulated by the other women to fall for Benedick (a soldier whose return with Claudio from war sets off the plot of the greater Shakespeare work). Already known for her sharp tongue, Beatrice doesn’t take this well.

Hero and Beatrice’s beloved Auntie Ursula (Claire Wilcher) also shows up. Being both independent and traditional, she charmingly talks the others through their issues – hoping, despite the anger in the room, for a happy wedding in the morning. Thus, after much drink, an ersatz Bachelorette Party ensues. Decisions are made, including what to break in lieu of their hearts.

As a feminist examination of the way women in every era are treated and controlled, the setting has a current-day feel, complete with bits of today’s music. Modern syntax mixes in Shakepearean words and phrases to aid the timeless feel, making the events relatable without seeming anachronistic. By the time “epitaphs” are spun in a hip-hop style, it just adds to their cathartic fun.

Directed by Dawn Monique Williams, who was selected by Jadhwani, our cast add relatable depth to the archetypes the Bard assigned to them. Tekle presents Hero’s depth of feeling as strength rather than weakness, finding herself awakened from the fairy tale her life had been. Malise’s Margaret is sassy and unapologetically sexy, aware of her place in society while only feeling shame in her hurting a woman she loves.

Lorene takes Beatrice’s attitude and makes it less a shrew (as the source play implies) and more a fox. She will love Benedick on her own terms; now we can see exactly what those are. Wilcher gives her own sense of fun to a character given limited weight in the original work, but here taking on the role of catalyst, with the wisdom earned by her own life experience.

As the saying goes, the show must go on and that will be for your next viewing of “Much Ado…,” now with a perspective on the considerations behind the play’s happy-ending nuptials.

But even if this is all you see, it is well worth joining this little party with its own great comic moments, especially in their reactions to Claudio’s offstage attempt at repentance. In all, it is nice to see someone peek into the inner thoughts of these characters to reveal the drama not shown in Shakespeare’s script.

Attend “Ado,” playing through March 3 in the black box Basile stage of the Phoenix Theatre Cultural Centre, 705 N. Illinois St. in downtown Indianapolis. Get tickets at phoenixtheatre.org and information at indyshakes.com.

BCP: Convent winery spilling secrets

By John Lyle Belden

I suspect Catholic orders are nowhere near as fun as they are portrayed in stage comedies. Still, welcome to the Sisters of Perpetual Sewing in “Drinking Habits,” the hilarious comedy by Tom Smith on stage at Buck Creek Players, directed by Thom Turner.

Sister Augusta (Marie McNelis) and Sister Philamena (Beth Popplewell) have found that mending the garments of priests and Cardinals doesn’t bring in enough money to keep the convent open, so they let the juice from their grapes ferment and sell the wine in town – secretly, as Mother Superior (Ben Jones) is opposed to alcohol of any kind. Even mentioning it by name is forbidden.

This is far from the only secret. Just before the arrival of a new nun, Sister Mary Catherine (Megan Slocum), there is word of a secret visitor coming from the Vatican. Also, a pair of local reporters, Paul (Noah Lee) and Sally (Lauren Lotzow), are snooping around. Parish priest Father Chenille (Caleb Slocum) gets caught up in the paranoia, and gets the young groundskeeper George (Will Wortman) involved in some subterfuge.

All this makes for non-stop farcical slamming-doors slapstick fun, complete with all manner of clerical disguises.

Jones is divine (easy to accept as Mother since drag queens naturally command attention) and never cracks no matter how wacky things get. McNelis and especially Popplewell are fantastically frantic. Lee handles his ever-shifting role with comic aplomb. Lotzow, as well as her character, has fun with Sally’s steady focus on getting the scoop. Megan Slocum keeps Mary Catherine a mix of nervous and serene which makes her endearing. Caleb Slocum plays the priest as overwhelmed but still good-natured. Wortman keeps George sweet and simple without being dumb, just rolling with events as they happen.

The stage set, designed by Susanne Bush, includes a cutaway view of the Holy Closet, enhancing many comic moments.

For a good time, complete with creative euphemisms for alcohol (Satan’s Mouthwash, anyone?), “Drinking Habits” has just three more performances, Friday through Sunday, Feb. 13-15, at the Buck Creek Playhouse, 11150 Southeastern Ave., Indianapolis (Acton Road exit of I-74). Tickets at buckcreekplayers.com.