By John Lyle Belden

I suspect Catholic orders are nowhere near as fun as they are portrayed in stage comedies. Still, welcome to the Sisters of Perpetual Sewing in “Drinking Habits,” the hilarious comedy by Tom Smith on stage at Buck Creek Players, directed by Thom Turner.

Sister Augusta (Marie McNelis) and Sister Philamena (Beth Popplewell) have found that mending the garments of priests and Cardinals doesn’t bring in enough money to keep the convent open, so they let the juice from their grapes ferment and sell the wine in town – secretly, as Mother Superior (Ben Jones) is opposed to alcohol of any kind. Even mentioning it by name is forbidden.

This is far from the only secret. Just before the arrival of a new nun, Sister Mary Catherine (Megan Slocum), there is word of a secret visitor coming from the Vatican. Also, a pair of local reporters, Paul (Noah Lee) and Sally (Lauren Lotzow), are snooping around. Parish priest Father Chenille (Caleb Slocum) gets caught up in the paranoia, and gets the young groundskeeper George (Will Wortman) involved in some subterfuge.

All this makes for non-stop farcical slamming-doors slapstick fun, complete with all manner of clerical disguises.

Jones is divine (easy to accept as Mother since drag queens naturally command attention) and never cracks no matter how wacky things get. McNelis and especially Popplewell are fantastically frantic. Lee handles his ever-shifting role with comic aplomb. Lotzow, as well as her character, has fun with Sally’s steady focus on getting the scoop. Megan Slocum keeps Mary Catherine a mix of nervous and serene which makes her endearing. Caleb Slocum plays the priest as overwhelmed but still good-natured. Wortman keeps George sweet and simple without being dumb, just rolling with events as they happen.

The stage set, designed by Susanne Bush, includes a cutaway view of the Holy Closet, enhancing many comic moments.

For a good time, complete with creative euphemisms for alcohol (Satan’s Mouthwash, anyone?), “Drinking Habits” has just three more performances, Friday through Sunday, Feb. 13-15, at the Buck Creek Playhouse, 11150 Southeastern Ave., Indianapolis (Acton Road exit of I-74). Tickets at buckcreekplayers.com.